The Vomit Story

When finding for a church a year ago, I wanted a church that went for lunch after the service. This is so that I could get to talk and know the rest better during the lunch. And it was a pleasant surprise when I found that in this church,we would have lunch in church after the service.

Lunch today was Nasi Lemak with curry chicken. And being the lazy and greedy person I am (yes, I admit I'm lazy and greedy *blek*), I took 4 pieces of chicken, thinking it would be easy to finish them. But never did I know that they were extra spicy. Never did smell hot to me though. (Could you know a chicken is hot by just smelling the gravy? Hmm, I wonder)

So, halfway through the 1st, I gave one piece over to Xavier and was huffing, puffing and coughing in a vain effort to finish the rest. And along came Jeffrey and he went

'Hey dude, are you ok?'
'Erm, yea, I'm ok *cough cough* (whole church notices the bad cough)'
'Hey, here's some water. Take it slowly dude'
'Yea man *cough cough cough*'
'Are you sure? Drink the water first lah'
'Shure *drinks water*'

then suddenly...

'Errghhh~! *Vomits unto the church carpet, of all things*'
'Hey dude, you just vomited! Are you ok?'
'Aiks, how's the carpet doing?'
'It's not important how's the carpet, how are you feeling dude?'

Man, it was the first time a stomach upset ever got to me in church. Haihh, gonna swear off extra spicy stuff next time. Still can remember the funny face Lin Li gave me when she wiped away the vomit. And then, the left hand that smelt of vomit when I blew my nose half an hour later. Apparently, I forgot to wash my hands with soap, of all things.

Arghh! Enough of vomit stories for today~

Hope you don't vomit reading this. Heheh. *Grin*